When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.

(Source: noahpuckerman)
If I ever start putting “follow this blog for more funny stuff” etc under any posts I reblog please shoot me
I think I already reblogged this today lol but omfg
(Source: ac0rn)
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
(Source: acutelesbian)
If I actually did “live like there’s no tomorrow”, I’d be in jail.
(Source: jumoke-ng)






