When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute

BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.


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i-was-pooping-when-i:

If I ever start putting “follow this blog for more funny stuff” etc under any posts I reblog please shoot me

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ignoranty0uth:

 I think I already reblogged this today lol but omfg 

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  • friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped
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rollin-in-my-64:

HAHAHAH OMFG THAT WAS CRAZY

(Source: partouse)

You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

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If I actually did “live like there’s no tomorrow”, I’d be in jail.

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VOTE FOR COCKSEXUAL? PLEASEEEE<3 c:

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